May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this marijuana gluten free
“When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that...”
– Rick Warren, The Purpose Driven Life (via simply-quotes)
I am Such an Embarrassment.
insecure-happiness:
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
“There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via fuckyeah-literature)
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
obliteratedheart:
I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
