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When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that...– Rick Warren, The Purpose Driven Life (via simply-quotes)
I am Such an Embarrassment.
insecure-happiness: don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I...– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via fuckyeah-literature)
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obliteratedheart: I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made