why argue with carnists about veganism when you can get the same sensation by hitting your head against a brick wall
Me trying to date:Me: I'm really into some kinda weird stuff. Are you into kinky sex?
Him: Oh definitely. I love hair pulling and neck biting, I'm REALLY kinky.
Me: No.. You don't understand.
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.